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Cock Pushups is a track by Tenacious D, taken from the album “Tenacious D”, released September 25, 2001 on Epic. It runs 0:47 and carries an explicit content notice. Use the Deezer link above to stream the full song.

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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready. KG: Yeah? JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups. KG: Cock Pushups? JB: Yeah. KG: What are those? JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground. KG: Yeah... JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground. KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole weight? JB: Well not at first... KG: Yeah? JB: But over time. KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do? JB: ...cock pushups? KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really. JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

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  2. 02 The Road E 2:20
  3. 03 Lee E 1:02
  4. 04 Friendship Test E 1:31
  5. 05 Friendship E 2:00
  6. 06 Karate Schnitzel E 0:37
  7. 07 Karate E 1:05
  8. 08 Rock Your Socks E 3:33
  9. 09 Drive-Thru E 3:01
  10. 10 Double Team E 3:11
  11. 11 City Hall/I Believe/Malibu Nights Medley E 9:02
  12. 12 Kielbasa E 3:02