Pest

And the rabbit said [Iglooghost, daisy*, Rabbit] In my carcass, juice inside a carton Try to wack a mole and spray his guts in my garden Beg your pardon, I'm visiting regardin' Your offer from the other day, I think I want to start it Yeah I told him watch the ego, I got a couple kilos Waitin in my hummers, I'll send you flying like a seagull Wait, wait, wait, don't be angry by default This might be strategically good for us each, though Hmm, I seen those teeth and I don't fancy a bite I said "Fuck it, maybe pull up to the show tonight" You can squeak rubbish up on stage with a mic And we can finally put our little group on a trail So we pulled up, we're with him, the bouncer's a prick and He says the venue won't allow mo animals or children (Don't ya fuckin' love it) But the rabbit stays grinnin' He hops in through the ventilation system just to get in Microphone check, but the cable got corroded The bunny chewed through it and I think the way he holds it Hit the feedback, sound guy's screaming at me Cause he had to hear that right inside his earwax Daisy passed the mic to me, I held it incorrect Put my fist around the top, I shoulda held the neck Fuckin' up my shit, I'm spitting runnin' out of breath But we played our slot and dipped with the other man's check The rabbit pocketed the cash, green room snacks Getting snatched, dressing room of the headline act Found the door and then we dashed, head into the cab Hit the gas, drive away, I think we hit a couple fans [daisy*] Don't know about this bunny or why we even need him Was feeling kinda weird about the garbage he was squeaking [Iglooghost, daisy*, Rabbit, Boss Man] In the mornin' in the mail, we got a funny looking letter Told the rabbit grab it, lazy fucker starts to get up Slice the paper open, what's it say? Let me check, uhhh, It's the label trying to sign us for a record (Oh shit) Blah blah blah, It's great to be connected Can you come to our office sometime in the next week? Pfff, look, I mean, I'm kinda skeptic We think the gimmick with the rabbit's quite effective Pulled up to reception, told us take a left and Step onto the spiral stairs, twenty floors ascending (Fuckin' hell, Jesus Christ) Knock on door number seven Went inside the room, it's where the A&R's desk is He shook our hands, kinda squeezed them and it hurted Subtle power move to make his dominance asserted Hi, I'm a big fan, uh, Newly converted I attended the show the other week, I was lurking He said "Where's my manners? You all look exhausted Big old set of stairs, someone fetch the man some water" This intern did, came back and he brought us One glass for the rabbit and meanwhile he ignored us I exchanged a look with Daisy, this is kinda strange Anyway, boss man, please cut to the chase He put his fingers round the buckles of his big briefcase Got a document out, turned it to the first page Right, this is our vision in a nutshell, listen We'd like to put the rabbit in a front man position He pressed a button notifyin' his assistant Told him fetch a bribe and expedite up our decision In the meantime, the second page was data analytics Concluding that our core demographic's made of idiots We think the rabbit's great, we would really like to milk it The label kiester turned the page to show us lots of lyrics In this song he plugs products for commission Hologram, concerts online, making millions Dubious, swagless brands collabing with him When he dies a posthumous record is releasing Nah, simmer down with the bollocks Me and Seamus turn 180 degrees to leave the office Assistant pulls back in and says he's got the Keys for a carrot-colored Audi S on offer Ah, nice, where do I sign I'd love to take the carrot vehicle for a drive (Little shit) Went to grab the pen before I could try We seen the paper touch the ink above the dots in the line We got escorted out the office, dragged by the wrist Kicked to the curb, fell into a bin Another letter from the label, a cease and desist Says we need a new name cause the rabbit's taken "Cyst" Worms like you were born as food for bigger fish Decapitated in the mouth, ejected in the shit I'm sorry that we operate within a cutthroat biz I think he knows the bottom line: We'd do the same to him [daisy*] And the rabbit says